Liberty!

So I said I'd be writing more intelligent and insightful posts after my exams are over, but I hit my head... real bad... so I'm excused from that promise I made earlier.

I have a baluku (bump) on my head the size of a tutu kueh! (you know that fluffy white steamed cakes they sell at 5 for $2?) Just my luck, I slip and fall while ice skating (I bet Chio was cursing me) and land right smack on my head. Don't ask me how I fell, I just fell and no, my life didn't flash before my eyes. Though I did feel as if my brain and eyeballs had swapped places for a split second when I landed. And guess what's the first thing I uttered even before I could open my repositioned eyes?

"Thank God my exams are over."

I think it took me a whole 5 minutes to get my ass off the ice even though I was soaked right through with freezing ice water. You don't realise these kind of things when you feel like your brain's spilt out. You can actually see my bump from under my hair!!

SEE!!!
It's like a perpetual hangover that doesn't go away! And my paranoid mum made me go to the A&E in the evening despite me being fine (besides for the nagging pain), hence we ended up paying a hefty $80 and waiting a torturous 3 hours before having the doctor ask me 10 questions, (all of which I said 'no' to) and getting a box of Panadol. So it roughly comes up to $5 a question and $2 a panadol. blardy hell...

If you see me within the next few days, SHOW SOME SYMPATHY AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF HITTING MY BALUKU! I'll skin you alive and fry you for lunch.

As quoted from xiangwei, *Pouts*

Oh my gosh, it's been such a long week! And a tiring one too. I've actually been dreading the end of the a levels, but now I simply can't wait!

I have nothing to blog aout now, my mcq paper's tomorrow though, yuck. =P

Ants!

After freezing my guts during the Chemistry paper, I took the pleasure of thawing in the sunlight as I strolled home. You'll never guess what I saw on my way home, a walking flower!


All right so it's an ant carrying a blossom, which was pretty intriguing since it's like 3 times it's size. It's something we see pretty often, and I normally detest ants to the core, don't get me wrong, I still do, but it's just that this scene seemed pretty comical. Nice lush greenery... Cars driving past... the peaceful overpriced Min Jiang playing afternoon selections... and a walking FLOWER. =)

Anyways I got a better shot of the little fella, since he had the courtesy to show me his butt the first time.

I decided against taking a photo of his buddy a few inches behind him who was carrying a fellow (dead) comrade. It seemed a little gory to me since he was probably going to bring the body home and tell his ma,
'Hey ma! I brought a friend home for dinner!'
'*CHOMP!* *CHOMP!*'
'Wah! boy ah! Your friend has such nice legs!'

Now you know why I decided not to take a photo of that

Wah kao!! I'm damn freaking pissed! I just deleted like over 30 photos from my phone thinking that I had already transferred them to my computer when I hadn't! And as if there's the Bermuda Triangle of the computer, the photos are no where to be found now and ARGHGHHGH!!!a'fhd'sklfh'adoh

damn you technology!! damn you for making us all so reliant on you! It's YOUR fault!

'adfiuhd;akjfadsk;ajdbai;erfk;jg npadih/

I was initially deciding on what to post about and my choices came down to
(a) Cons's recent concert
(b) My father's undeniable talent of blame-pushing (he has AMAZING justifications)
(c) A lazy but rather convenient photo update with a selection from the THIRTY photos I took WHICH ARE NOW GONE
(d) Other non-frivoulous matters like ME, ME, ME (kidding)

However I now discovered option (e) due to this unfortunate incident, which happens to be:
Ranting, complaining and mild swearing.

wah kao1!!!!!

Urge

I'm reminded of Herbal Essences's advertisement. Oooooo... I have the overwhelming urge to write a short post to save people from their mundane notes and not so T, TYSes. Let's be honest, how long can you ACTUALLY sit in front of your books? Unless I'm with Mings, the ultimatum of studying stamina, 2 hours tops before I go prancing around the fields of gold. (Where got?)

Now I'm sneezing like there's no tomorrow, if I were to get a dollar for every sneeze, I'd be a millionare. *Aachooo!!* Irritating nose. So here's a quick encouragement to any poor student in Signapore who's reading this!

If you think you suck at exams, always look on the bright side, you're not the worst and keep telling yourself you have the innate capability to do it. I think your mindset really matters a lot when you do the examination. If you're all nervy and unconfident during your paper, you'll have a higher tendency to give up when you meet a difficult question, you won't even bother to try to rack your brains for an answer because you tell yourself it's not there. IT'S THERE OK! EVEN IF IT'S UNDER LAYERS OF DUST. We don't need statistics to tell us that self-motivation is important, (we have plenty of capitalistic motivational speakers who do) so be confident!

And if you think you know it all and the A levels are peanuts, screw you! Even geniuses have more modest!

Haha, have fun people! There's only one exam like this, unless of course you enter engineering where it's the a levels all over every 6 months. :D